Anyone who’s played a good amount of FINAL FANTASY XIV Online will have no doubt taken a trip to the Gold Saucer, and probably played a few rounds of mini Cactpot.

The new (deep breath) – FINAL FANTASY XIV Gold Saucer Cactpot Party – adapts the popular mini-game into a fast-paced board game experience that’s perfect for… well, parties. The clue’s sort of in the name in that respect.

The genius of the game is that while it initially seems bright and simple, it soon reveals more hidden depths than the Mariana Trench. It’s quick to set up and easy to understand, but like games like poker, there’s a wealth of strategic options to triumph over your friends, destroy their hopes and crush them like the insignificant specks they are…